Let's call the whole thing off

We seem to be entering the tap-dancing-on-roller-skates phase now.

Only very few can do it successfully.

The rest (such as the flagrant time squanderers) may get an eventual comeuppance, via a Public inquiry, which will probably conclude in about 2027.

In the meantime, here's a some skilful song and dance featuring potatoes and tomatoes and almost no edits.