rashbre central: smashed or spooged?

Friday, 28 December 2018

smashed or spooged?


We'd arranged to meet at the usual pretty little village pub, which is right near the end of the Central Line.

"What are they building outside?" I asked.

"What, those cones by the Tescos?" said someone.

"What Tescos?" I replied.

"That's not building work. It's from the ram raid" said someone else.

"Ram raid?"

"They took the cashpoint machine with a digger."

"What? Breaking Bad hits Essex?"

"They did it around by us as well - at the Co-op," said someone else, "It's a thing now."

"...and it's been left like it here since October."


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