- £0 = no debt of gratitide
- £535 = Irksome small fry - not even worth answering the CCJ s about this one - probably only a round in any case. Make it 'of no merit'. Bullingdon fodder.
- £15000 = Family(sic) holiday to Mustique, kindly donated via an intermediary who happened to have a friend's 2-week let of a property standing empty, valued at £15k. Those telco boys know their way around the taxation frameworks.
- £50,000 = Okay, a game of tennis, but that's your lot.
- £??,??? = Nanny fees, except the target for this one had higher principles than our man.
- £85,000 = A meaningful comma amount for this flat refurb, which would've stayed quiet except that the Press found out. Still, a backdated cheque should cover it nicely.
- £126,000 = Debatable benefit bestowed upon an erstwhile girlfriend with a a pole in her office.
- £2,600,000 = Curious donation to a Russian firm of stage set builders, who re-rigged a room in Downing Street with perhaps £600,000 worth of equipment
Friday, 14 May 2021
Debt of Gratitude
Sunday, 9 May 2021
JUMP - some kind of future
Friday, 7 May 2021
Fixing a QNAP when the App Center disappears
I explained that I'd donated a few ex-file RAID5 server disks to the local museum recently. Not as exhibits, but so that hey could set up their own file server with cloud access.
This is on a Synology system and I can access it over the internet for routine tasks such as maintenance.
Then there's my own QNAP server, which I really only set up as an experiment. Weirdly, it lost most of its control panel recently, in an automatic systems update and I had to change all of the DNS server from 8.8.8.8. to 1.1.1.1 and back again to rescue it.
It's working fine now, but has almost too many options for the device that sits in the cupboard underneath the TV.
Then there's my Drobos. Data Robotics. So simple to use, and yet the company has been acquired and the product line almost stopped.
I reckon they were so fault-free that people would just buy the number they needed and then be content.Except in my case, I recently moved one. And groan, a disk in it stopped working. At least the drives fail at different times.
Wednesday, 28 April 2021
in a flat spin from the money tree
Tuesday, 27 April 2021
Look behind you. The callous pantomime continues.
- £200k Flat refurb
- Mystery £58k payment to Downing Street Trust
- 'Let it Rip'
- 'Pile em high'
- £2.6m Briefing room
- Jennifer Arcuri free access
- Pole dance flat payment
- Hands under the table
- Chumocracys all round
- Fast lane unaccountable procurements
- Use of long grass for enquiries
- Long-term old personal phone use
Sunday, 25 April 2021
invisible democracy
Saturday, 24 April 2021
Invasive methods and integrity vacuums
Wednesday, 21 April 2021
Electricity
- Exempt from London Congestion Charge
- Access to clean air zones, including the London Ultra Low Emission Zone
- Up to £28,000 interest-free loan (Scotland only)
- Vehicle Excise Duty
- 1% Benefit in Kind (BiK) (compared with the normal 20%-37% BiK)
- 100% First Year Allowance deduction
- No car fuel benefit charge
- Reduced National Insurance contributions
- Eligible for salary sacrifice schemes (like bicycles and gym membership)
Thursday, 15 April 2021
cat mathematics
Saturday, 27 March 2021
What's it about? - An Unstable System
Saturday, 20 March 2021
unstable
Tuesday, 9 March 2021
An Unstable System
There's a few things I didn't ever tell the others about the invention of the cyber-mining device.
The most obvious one is the way that I was boosting my thought processes. Those that know me will understand. Writers and other artists sometimes use substances to boost their creativity.
Native American Indians said that peyote took them to heaven, but white missionaries would say, with equal assurance, that it offered them only a glimpse of hell.
Jean-Paul Sartre tried mescaline, and according to his companion Simone de Beauvoir, had a very bad trip: ‘The objects he looked at changed their appearance in the most horrifying manner: umbrellas had become vultures, shoes turned into skeletons, and faces acquired monstrous characteristics…’
By the 1950s, Aldous Huxley was writing Doors of Perception and Heaven and Hell under the influence of mescaline, the synthesised version of peyote. Then he moved to LSD, which became available to adventurous writers, intellectuals and therapists.
William Burroughs and the Beat writers of the 1950s and 60s reconfigured the psychedelic landscape by moving hallucinogens out of the drawing room and into the streets, pursuing their organic roots in the third world.
Burroughs wrote portions of Naked Lunch under the influence of yage, or ayahuasca, the DMT-containing hallucinogenic brew concocted in South America: ‘New races as yet unconceived and unborn, combinations not yet realised pass through your body. Migrations, incredible journeys through deserts and jungles and mountains... The Composite City where all human potentials are spread out in a vast silent market’.
Allen Ginsberg, the beat poet, took peyote in Mexico and yage in South America. His poem Junky describes Burroughs’s peyote experiences, and portions of Ginsberg’s epic poem Howl were also written under the influence of peyote.
And we shouldn't forget Earnest Hemingway, who first coined the phrase 'Write Drunk, Edit Sober.'
My approach whilst trying out new ideas had some similarities, although I used electronic instead of chemical stimulation. I'd seen several brain booster devices on eBay and in Wired magazine and decided 'How difficult can it be?' to make one.
The technical term is transcranial direct current stimulation (or tDCS), and it involves hooking up electrodes to the skull and then turning on a small electric current, typically powered by a 9-volt battery.
There's a small community citing this as its inspiration. Some studies that have found tentative promise for tDCS to enhance memory, alertness, and the ability to learn new tasks, and to decrease symptoms of anxiety and depression. Anecdotally, users report that tDCS also helps them ease into a flow state (i.e., being “in the zone”), where they can get many tasks done without distraction. Others will do this by listening to Mozart.
Of course, I'd read the literature. The jury was divided. Some said it would boost thinking, others said it would create limits. There were further warnings about the voltages. It wasn't like overclocking a cpu. The desired maximum voltage seemed to be 9 volts or the equivalent output of a single PP3 battery. That's oblong battery you find in the old-fashioned smoke detectors. Then it would be at around 1 or 2-milli-Amperes and to run it for about 10 minutes.
I priced up some components and ordered them from a couple of electronic specialists. The electro-pads were hardest to get, and suppliers wanted to prove they were medically certified, which added cost. I improvised instead with some Medium Wave ribbon antenna and a few Band-Aids. The entire system, including power transistors and some veroboard, cost me less than £20.
I'll be honest. At the time I didn't want the others in the flat to see me wired up, so I hid everything around the back of a chest of drawers, which was conveniently in the middle of the floor in my room. And I had the whirring clicking machinery of the cyber coin miner on the other cupboard which made a great distraction.
Now I could fulfil my dream to play Tom Waits and attempt to jack my brainpower at the same time. Maybe listening to "What's he building in there?"