By the Powers, aye, me was wonderin' whether t' be a scallywag 'nd post somethin' in the pirate speak for talk like a pirate day.
Avast ye, methinks tis easier t' use a pirate speech translator. Belay that, tis wi a wannion for lily-livered lubbers.
Swashbucklin' gentlemen 'o fortune knows how t' talk proper.
Ahoy, me hearties.
Yo ho ho.