"...so do you know something that I don't?" asked the grinning checkout lady in the supermarket.
I was buying milk and screen wash.
I looked into the basket and there were 5 litres of concentrated screen wash and only 4 litres of milk.
To emphasise the point I looked at the still waiting to be scanned cans of blue spray stuff and the two blue squirter things.
"It's going to get cold soon," I explained, before she could think I was buying the screen wash as a cunning substitute for Tennents Extra Strong.
I idly wondered whether lager would have been cheaper than the screen wash.
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