arty ways to get an iPhone 5C for $29?

The economical method could be to get one of those new 5C cases for the iPhone5 instead?

It would stand out as a 'black dot' edition. Like a powerful Black edition car. Only it's a phone.

A more expensive option could be to slip a Damien Hirst picture in between the iPhone 5 and the 5C case to make something unique.

Okay, maybe a smaller Damien Hirst would work better?

Or just wrap polka dots around the outside in a kind of Yayoi Kusama tribute?

Until the iPhone 6, of course.