Undistinguished Karlskoga ex-player Sven Goran Eriksson can finally leave the England team manager role after England losing tonight to Portugal. Tactics from £100k per week Svengori concluded England only needed one striker to score goals. It didn't seem to work.
Instead of "England romps to victory", I suppose we will all be checking the google "Sven Romps" searches. Gosh I found 730.Now Sven has always been somewhat controversial and there have been a few bad taste jokes about him through years. However, his agent Athole Still seems proud enough to support Sven who will have collected around £25m over the last few years. Here's his (ahem, alleged) video escape with the loot.
England played with spirit, and Portugal played with gamesmanship. After 90 minutes it was 0:0. Then another 30 minutes and still 0:0, so a penalty shootout. So another 4 year wait.
England's team will be at the airport tomorrow. I'm still wearing a three lions shirt, like half of England tonight.
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