Within a second of that Supreme Court ruling on Article 50 the tweetsters pulled their own triggers.
The score was on every pundit's door and moments later there were dooks and hisses about the sovereignty of Parliament.
In practice, everyone has been positioning their 'amendments' to the trigger for days. Even Mrs May said she'll put the final deal to Parliament as a kind of stress test. Labour will harrumph rather than block although Farron's lot will try to stall things unless the whole kit and caboodle goes beyond Mrs May's promise and to a second referendum.
Oh yes, a canvas bagful of ferrets is breaking into song.
The process is starting to run on rails now, starting with David Davis at 12:30 in the Commons.
There's still many awkward points, like the US/UK trade only being one third of the value of EU trade and China needing to get beyond the trouble at the power station let alone Tony Xia's Chinese-owned Aston Villa transfer news.
So, although track is being laid, the trick will be to know which way to point the self-laying track machine, before it runs over an edge.
Tuesday, 24 January 2017
Monday, 23 January 2017
pedal power, sunshine and doublethink
Last May was the first (short) time that the UK ran its entire power grid without coal all the way since 1882, although there was some subsequent scurrying to find enough power from other sources.
And last year, when I was out cycling, I would sometimes pass the edge of a nearby field, being converted for solar power. My picture at the top of the post is a frosty morning snapshot of one of the fields, taken a few days ago, when I passed it on the train.
Yes, by now, it is complete and in service, and I believe each of two nearby schemes is capable of producing a few megawatts of power. Compared with a 2000-3000 Mw power station, this isn't a lot, although it is sufficient to power the adjacent 1000 or so homes, at least when there's enough sunshine.
These local field schemes have been somewhat contentious. In one case the original site wasn't used, although an adjacent one was found and seems to suit the local population as well as the farmers. It changes the nature of some of the farmland, alongside the increasing poly-tunnels for fruit growing and now these mainly flat solar panels.
Most advertising of them add a few sheep running around to make it all look more picturesque. Eagle eyed may spot German sheep in this particular photo. German farmers soon discovered that the sheep were by far the best way to manage the grassland around the panels.
So now the UK's big energy agenda is to move from coal to natural gas, towards renewables (biomass) and to wind, tidal and solar power. Nuclear is still in there, assuming the fabled French/Chinese/British plants ever get built and don't just follow the Trumpian example of driving busy diggers around a muddy plot of land.
This British and European route towards decarbonisation is quite different from the new one advertised by America on their White House web site. Although their same description also expresses the need for responsible stewardship of the environment.
You can tell, I'm still getting used to the idea of post truth, alternative truth, newspeak and doublethink.
Sunday, 22 January 2017
with cat like tread
Wandering around London is never dull, and over the life of this blog there's been many changes that start from an original glimpse or drawing and finish with the actual delivered item.
A quick example would be the new American Embassy, which was still a sugar cube sketch back in the day and now looks almost ready for use.
I see it more from the train than the roadside, because there's still building site paraphernalia around the actual area.
The taxi drivers are always full of stories of the price of the apartments opposite and although it is right next to the Nine Elms fruit and veg market, the market somehow seems to get edited out of most of the pictures.
The old embassy in Grosvenor Square is to become another Qatari-owned luxury hotel, like most of that particular part of Mayfair. So I'm not sure if yesterday's big protest will be the last one to convene in Grosvenor Square.
The route from the old US embassy to Trafalgar Square is just over a mile and fairly straightforward.
A new route from Nine Elms to Traf. Square would be more than twice as far and additionally would logically pass the Palace of Westminster itself. This could be tricky because of all of the rules about marches near to Parliament.
But, come to think of it, our Prime Minister is visiting the US President on Friday, so perhaps that will clear up any misunderstandings about respective roles and positions?
Meanwhile, here's one of my cheeky low sunlight snapshots of Parliament, from the currently uncrowded Westminster Bridge, featuring Charles Barry's architectural designs, and ahead of Parliament's own rebuild.
Saturday, 21 January 2017
swamp replacement strategies?
Wading through the words and gestures...
Not sure that the swamp got drained exactly. More an overhaul of its inhabitants.
Now everyone blamed his old man
For making him mean as a snake
When Amos Moses was a boy
His daddy would use him for alligator bait
Tie a rope around his neck and throw him in the swamp
Friday, 20 January 2017
from mathematical to bridge of sighs
Anyone who has ever been punting along the Backs at Cambridge will know the wooden bridge that joins the two halves of Queens' College. The myth was that Sir Isaac Newton built it entirely from wood. When students dismantled it, they were unable to rebuild it without bolts.
Untrue, because its mathematical design was later than Newton, by William Etheridge, and built by James Essex in 1749. The whole saga is still a good story, and even if Newton didn't build it, he did say "We build too many walls and not enough bridges."
A useful message for today, this January 20th, as another so-called builder is installed. What's that other bridge just north of the Wooden Bridge? Oh yes, The Bridge of Sighs.
Choose the type of doomsaying techno fear only seen in the letters pages of a Home Counties gardening circular #LWL
I enjoy the film reviews at Little White Lies. Always high quality, in depth and considered.
Their recent one for Trainspotting T2 made me laugh on an actual train. Below is a short extract.
"Choose a film that feels like the ageing, obese foreman at a mayonnaise factory explaining the plot and characters of the original Trainspotting to his pet canary.”
It got a low 2.1.1 for Anticipation, Enjoyment, Retrospect.
Oh dear.
Thursday, 19 January 2017
we're gonna need a bigger thumb
Every time I walk past this fourth plinth sculpture I can't help but smile.
David Shrigley's "Really Good" gives the extended thumbs up to positivity. It is made of the same bronze as the other statues in Trafalgar Square, yet, to me, somehow this one looks as if it could be a collection of balloons rather than something weighing 4.5 tonnes.
Like Shrigley says, it is supposed to inspire positivity.
Okay then, Everything's fine right now.
Wednesday, 18 January 2017
i get tricked by the supermarket twice
Dear Tesco,
Some time ago you sent me one of your on-line surveys about our local store.
I was generally positive, but did comment that occasionally, particularly with bakery items, I'd pick up something that was on its best before timeout date.
I didn't hear from you again about this and honestly I don't really think about it and still usually pick up the first available item without perusing all the date stamps.
I've also partially changed my shopping to use a nearby Waitrose, which doesn't suffer the same dates problem.
So imagine my surprise this week when I popped into your store on Sunday for some bread, got it home and noticed it was 'best before' the date I purchased it. Okay, it is still edible, and best before is only guidance, but somehow it didn't feel right.
Then, on Tuesday, I dropped into the same store after a train journey. Just some milk and a couple of other bits. This time, once home, I noticed that the long date 'Pure' milk was dated use by 17th. That's the date I bought it. I'll let you know if it makes me ill.
I looked in the fridge at my last long date Pure - it was dated 30th January. This time you'd somehow sold me long shelf life milk that was already about to expire.
That's twice in three days. I know I should pay more attention to the stuff on your shelves. I suppose you want to rotate the almost expired stuff out to the customers. Really it's a false economy. Others like me will just break the habit and buy stuff elsewhere.
Tuesday, 17 January 2017
tune in, drop in
It was business as usual around the central part of London whilst Mrs May was giving her Brexit speech in Lancaster House, just across the road from the Queen's place.
I'd already passed a yawning Downing Street, quiet like the whole of Whitehall and Parliament Street, particularly since the newer traffic measures.
Usually when there's something big going on involving politicians around Westminster, there will also be a static helicopter or two overhead. The police will have one and sometimes there will be news agencies as well.
Nothing this time until I counted three Apache attack gunships flying purposefully into the central area before making their way westward along the Thames.
Their flypast close to Lancaster House was around the time that all the diplomats would be emerging from the session. Coincidence, security measures, practice for something else or making a point?
Sunday, 15 January 2017
just finished reading I'm not with the band
I finished Sylvia Patterson's "I'm not with the band". A sprited account of Sylvia's time in the music business, writing mainly for the once epic Smash Hits.
Although I was more an earnest Melody Maker reader, even then we knew that the fun was taking place across in the rollicking Smash Hits offices.
There was a kind of madness to the way that pop music was treated, far removed from 2017's acquired earnest burbling of the beige wannabes on Cowell's sociopathic talent shows, such that Patterson's world is another planet.
The book describes the immensely well-connected Sylvia larking her way through encounters with just about everyone from the 80's and 90's pop scene.
Whether it's Beyonce, Prince, Morrissey or Madonna, she'll have tales to tell. Of Noel Gallagher in the living room of her flat whilst she was somewhat inconvenienced upstairs. The subsequent 3am departure to Gary Barlow's house.
It was pretty simple too, separating the pop stars with an attitude from the ones that were just plain boring.
There's also a many a positive spin to the tabloid elements. Instead of everything being negative and about put-downs, there's far more positive craziness.
Sylvia's story telling is far more about the people and their attitudes rather than the music. This provides its own layering which I suspect many modern day wannabe slebs probably wouldn't know how to handle.
The best bits of the book show the random and spontaneous nature of the people she worked around. A word springs to mind that is largely missing from much of 2017 pop.
Carefree.
Saturday, 14 January 2017
Inside share price punditry
They were just re-running Wolf of Wall Street on telly and I remember the improvised Matthew McConaughey description of Wall Street trading.
The great fugazi.
Just add a dash of Bernie Sanders quotes and we can start to see that the next few weeks and months can be an unpredictable ride.
It's hard enough to make any sense, what with the weakening pound.
Sure, it boosts the apparent value of shares, but at the moment we appear to be at roughly the same rebased level as in 1999.
The end of year assessments from the learned financial advisors are coming in, and in some cases they have comprehensively failed to beat the market average.
That's where Matthew and Leonardo could well be right.
Keep the punters in the market.
Don't let anything crystallise.
Although it could be harder than it sounds with the bucking bronco about to kick in.
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